File the case
Paste the argument or summarize both sides. Invite your roommate with a case link if the court needs their testimony.
AI court is now in session
Settle roommate drama. Enter the verdict.
Submit both sides of the argument and get a savage-but-fair ruling, a practical sentence, and a court card built for the group chat.
No credit card. No wigs. Basic verdicts are free.
Sample sentence
Defendant owes two dish-duty shifts and one sincere apology.
The court's promise
Fair enough to use. Funny enough to share.
Both sides
Invite the accused before judgment.
Clear remedy
Every ruling ends with a useful sentence.
Your call
AI suggests; your household decides.
Court procedure
From chaotic chat to final judgment.
Roommate Ruling turns screenshots, conflicting stories, and recurring annoyances into one clear decision everyone can react to.
Get the ruling
The AI judge weighs the facts, calls out the nonsense, and explains the decision without pretending petty drama is serious law.
Serve the sentence
Turn the verdict into an actionable consequence—dish shifts, quiet hours, repayment, or another sentence your house can actually enforce.
Exhibit A — The output
A verdict made to leave the courtroom.
Each decision becomes a self-contained court-document card with the ruling, reasoning, and sentence—ready to drop into iMessage, Discord, or the group chat where it all began.
Roommate CourtGuilty-ish
In the matter of
The Pan Left “To Soak”
The court finds that twelve hours exceeds any reasonable definition of “soaking.”
Sentence: wash the pan + next breakfast cleanup.
Court fees
Justice starts free. Drama upgrades optional.
File ordinary cases for free. Pay only when the group chat demands a deeper opinion or a different judicial personality.
Basic ruling
$0per case
- One AI verdict
- Savage-but-fair explanation
- Suggested household sentence
- Shareable court card
- Optional invite for the other side
Appeal hearing
When “because the judge said so” is not enough.
$2.99
per appeal
More detailed reconsideration
Expanded evidence and context
A fresh written opinion
Premium judge persona option
Open a case
Premium styles may be offered separately at checkout.
Before you object
Questions from the gallery
Case pending
Stop litigating in the group chat.
Put the facts on record, hear both sides, and let Roommate Ruling deliver the decision your household cannot reach.